The Disney Lord’s Prayer

Lord's prayer

 

O Impossibly Perfect Happy Ending
Unchangeable is your plot.
Let the climax compel, the denouement satisfy
And large world-wide audiences bring us kudos accompanied by delightful theme-songs.
Give us today another caste of unbelievably cute heroes and heroines,
Opposed by wicked villains capable of exciting the secret sympathies of viewers,
As we add spectacular special effects, quality surround-sound, and emotional appeal.
Lead us not into reality,
But rather let us enjoy increasingly compelling and seductive escapism,
For the stories, the characters, and the entertainment are yours (while we control the lucrative franchises).
And we all lived happily ever after.
AMEN.

Disney

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