The Consumer’s Lord’s Prayer

Lord's prayer

 

Capitalist Consumer Markets
Open and tariff-free be thy condition.
Thy discounts come, thy special-deals be widely advertised
Using all available conventional and social media.
Give me today my loyalty bonus,
And provide me with greater credit-card balances and interest-free loans,
While ensuring service-couriers deliver promptly to my residential address.
Lead me not into bad credit ratings
But provide me repayment extensions on all existing and future loans
For the credit, the debit, and the profit are yours.
Now and for as long as markets continue.
A-YEN(¥).

 

consumerism

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