Jellybean Christians are completely artificial, and lack all Goodness.
Jellybean Christians are available free of charge at all local church outlets. However, ingesting even small amounts can be hazardous to your health.
Jellybean Christians consist of the following ingredients:
- artificial smiles
- artificial integrity
- artificial fellowship
- artificial character
- artificial love for others
- artificial love for God
For more information, please attend your nearest local church.